Story Time Summer 2001. This is a story about a mullet. The University of Waterloo invites the math geniuses of high school over to the school for a one week workshop of math puzzles, challenges, and other exciting things. In my opinion, the University is trying to recruit these kids to come here and do math when they graduate from high school. Anyway, there's this one math genius kid that I saw who has one mutha of a mullet. This thing is amazing. For some reason, I thought that mullets of this magnitude only existed in America. A math genius with a mullet? Who would have thought? What a winning combination! I know what you're thinking. Why is this guy making fun of the kid with the mullet? Well, the truth is, I secretly envy him. I'm jealous of his mullet. If only I could grow a mullet like that, then the chicks would be all over me. [b a c k]