Story Time Winter 2001. This is a story about a story. About a month back, we were walking home from Denny's when Gbus somehow brought up a story about this guy DJ, from grade school. This fellow wasn't ordinary. Allegedly, this guy was called DJ One Sock. Why you ask? Because he "only wore one sock and the other one was filled with rocks". I asked him why he had the other rock filled with rocks. Gbus said that DJ One Sock used the sock with the rocks, when he got into fights. Funny. Anyway, last week in Vegas, I accidentally brought up the topic of DJ One Sock. We decided to call everyone DJ ____. For example, Trevor had loads of dimes so he paid for the dime portion of our bus fair. The situation changed when he realized he was out of dimes. He ended up having to use nickels. Very quickly he yelled out "I guess you can call me DJ No Dimes". [b a c k]