Story Time
Summer 2001.
This is a story about a mullet. The University of Waterloo
invites the math geniuses of high school over to the school
for a one week workshop of math puzzles, challenges, and other
exciting things. In my opinion, the University is trying to
recruit these kids to come here and do math when they graduate
from high school. Anyway, there's this one math genius kid that
I saw who has one mutha of a mullet. This thing is amazing.
For some reason, I thought that mullets of this magnitude only
existed in America. A math genius with a mullet? Who would
have thought? What a winning combination!
I know what you're thinking. Why is this guy making fun of
the kid with the mullet? Well, the truth is, I secretly envy
him. I'm jealous of his mullet. If only I could grow a mullet
like that, then the chicks would be all over me.
[b a c k]