Story Time Winter 2001. My roommate has a really thick Korean accent when he speaks. This is not his fault, really, because he hasn't lived in Canada that long. In any case, recently, he decided to add fucking mad ebonics to his vocabulary. Thank god for BET (Black Entertainment Television). Are you confused? I sure as hell am. Before, I sort of understood what he was saying. Now I'm completely lost. [b a c k]