Story Time Winter 2001. You know in the movies how drunks tend to carry around their alcohol "concealed" inside a brown paper bag? Well, it's kind of funny, because you see these people with their concealed beverages everywhere in the US. I guess the rationale for doing this, is so that nobody knows what's under the bag. Is it pop? Is it milk? Whatever it is, that man is swigging big time on the bus. He must be thirsty. [b a c k]