Thriving on Donut FATness.

   I thought it'd be nice to let everyone here know about the loyalty that the Clearwater, FL Police Department holds for their jobs. They strive for excellence in crimefighting by maximizing the fatness of their asses at "D Donuts"... Personally, I think it's a conspiracy to allow illegal immigrants to work in the most population-dense tourist trap in the country. Hell, at least it's better than some crackhead walking up to you and saying, "I suck yo DICK!!" - not like that'd ever happen or anything.

Take it nasty. Yeah, that's right!