| Colonoscopies and other delusions of the plumber's crack | by marasmus |
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My dad got bored. He decided that it'd be a great idea to do some plumbing work on the sprinkler system in the yard.
He also ignored those "don't dig here you stupid cock" signs and decided to dick around with a shovel and some wing-wang and cut up some telco cable!!
so... now i'm sitting here with a physical chunk of telco cable missing between me & VectorStar and the rest of this ass-spelunking world of filth...
i'm gonna go help him fix it before i lose my mind with this offline syndrome... the noises in my head want to know if you like bumblebee tuna. have a nice death^H^H^H^Hay. | |