| cari vs. the geo metro | by caridwen |
| so i'm walking home from the store in the rain tonight, and this fucker almost hits me with his fag car. the damned thing stops a good two inches from my right knee cap.
naturally the guy pulls up beside me and asks if i'm alright... i remember squeaking out something along the lines of "spiffy neato, thanks for not crushing the condoms in my pocket." so who won? i think it's a draw. | |
| Re: cari vs. the geo metro | by Anonymous |
| You win. You could have caught a good case of broken leg, or dead. Those cause you to automatically lose. | |
| Re: cari vs. the geo metro | by caridwen |
| yes, but the whole point of that adventure was to get me laid. did this happen? no!
i think the episode with the geo stole all my good karma. | |
| Re: cari vs. the geo metro | by Anonymous |
| But maybe it is for the better? | |
| Re: cari vs. the geo metro | by stale |
| Caridwen, if it makes you feel any better, I have had endless sex all weekend. Want me to make her say your name? | |
| Re: cari vs. the geo metro | by caridwen |
| i hate you stale. | |
| get some fucker | by forge |
| s'all good, i haven't been laid in about 3 or 4 months so don't feel too bad.
to top it off some asshole stopped short in front of me so i'll get laid all the more in my :busted-ass: gaykart...*glee* | |