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Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-10 17:00:24
by chevy
Just wanted to suggest that Caridwen invest in some WD-40 and perhaps some castrol GTX. Marasmus is one of those twichy nervous dudes with alot of built up tension energy (much like a Chihuahua), which will hopefully be fully released upon that ass. I pray for you and all your orifices to a God who prolly don't give a fuck. Make us proud!!!



Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-10 17:10:40
by stale
Can we get a moment of silence for Caridwen?

Represent.
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-10 20:02:58
by vahman
Heh, word. As long as I am here to witness it all. Drunk as hell, and singing the National Anthem. God bless America.
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-11 01:04:02
by caridwen
Enough with the WD-40, moments of silence, remarks about drunkenly singing the National Anthem (though that's prolly gonna happen) and comparing Marasmus to a nervous Chihuahua...
You're kinda turning me on :)
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-11 13:06:41
by QueerBait
Ample use of lube, Whats your favorite hobby? Smells like shit for weeks
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-11 17:37:21
by forge
Sieg fucking heil, bitch
Fear the endless nazi dang
Jag you in the ass
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-12 06:37:20
by caridwen
I love you guys :)
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-12 13:10:00
by QueerBait
Chihuahua of love Get the Tongs I think its stuck! Ice pack squatter smile
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-12 23:12:28
by vahman
Mr. Rogers taught Marasmus how to throw it, so fear his pinwheel D.
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-13 04:28:51
by caridwen
God Damnit!

I'm starting to lose my patience! Which is exactly what you fuckers wanted, so fine! You win! Just knock this shit OFF!

Otherwise I'll deny Marasmus all rights to the pooty and sleep on the couch.

Ha!

Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-13 06:32:51
by QueerBait
Spankin my Red Wood, Golden Girls make me so Hot!, Thoughts of Rose Naked.
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-13 10:46:35
by stale
Well, I wish you nothing but luck. I've known Marasmus for a long time, and the only thing I can really offer you is some padding. So, you're more than welcome to come over and sit on Hooligan's nice, soft leather couch.

Good Luck Cowboy!
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-13 12:00:39
by ohworm
Your a fucking piece of shit, Stale.
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-13 13:12:51
by stale
Isn't it just irony that www.grammar.com points to www.complaints.com?
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-13 17:22:02
by marasmus
marasmus0: ever play catch?
caridwen667: like with a ball and glove?
caridwen667: yeah, all the time
marasmus0: just checkin' :)
caridwen667: hehe, why?
marasmus0: just checkin'!
caridwen667: why?!
caridwen667: you're going to make me play catch or somethin?
marasmus0: yeah!
caridwen667: oh shit :)
caridwen667: i haven't in sooo long..
caridwen667: that's gonna be fun
marasmus0: ohhhh yeah...
caridwen667: you're up to somethin
caridwen667: or i'm missing something
marasmus0: yeah.
caridwen667: well, which is it?
marasmus0: both.
caridwen667: am i just not gettin somethin, or are you rtying to be sly?
caridwen667: damn it
marasmus0: both.
caridwen667: i'ma have to wait and see, huh?
marasmus0: yeah.
caridwen667: heheh
caridwen667: cool :)
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-13 17:27:46
by caridwen
Damn.
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-13 19:26:43
by r3chn3r
WTF?!?!?
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-14 11:06:58
by vahman
Let's think...........
If Caridwen is going to play catch, Marasmus is going to have to throw it......
I think I get it now
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-14 14:06:46
by Caridwen
i think everyone got it the first time around except mahself.. go ahead and rub it in :)
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-15 17:44:17
by stale
Do yah like trains?
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-16 09:24:47
by vahman
Stale's nickname is "The Caboose"
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-16 20:58:30
by bittchee
Be afraid ...very Afraid!!!
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-17 17:49:28
by stale
Tonight... it begins.

Hang in there soldier.
Re: Nazi penis for you... 2001-08-20 17:51:45
by forge
i thought stale was the passenger car?