| Darwin Award | by stale |
| It's not really that sad when things like this happen in the first place, but when somebody dedicates a website to it, they're just begging for some hate mail.
Enjoy! | |
| Re: Darwin Award | by marasmus |
| Although, like every college student who tries to tip over vending machines (myself included!), this guy was a re-re, his family did make some pretty good points. The monkeys investigating the case sat there and tried to tip it themselves, and the lack of fingerprints was pretty damn wierd. Maybe he was mackin' on a 'ho and some other frat boy decided he'd drop a coke and a smile on his ass... who knows. | |
| Re: Darwin Award | by bobshoe |
| I think he was actually trying to fuck the machine, which would explain the partial print. | |
| Re: Darwin Award | by billy |
| i'd hump a machine. shit, bitch, i'll fuck anything that MOOOVEESSS!!!! | |
| Re: Darwin Award | by caridwen |
| personally i wanna know why they called Kevin Mackle their "dear son and brother." does that disturb anyone else? | |
| Re: Darwin Award | by forge |
| play with my nuts bitch heave the enormous sausage polymorphic fuck | |
| Re: Darwin Award | by forge |
| ok, ya'll can kick mah ass later im entirely doped up and somehow i think i got mono... this is definitely not the shit, but lets try that one again.
play with my nuts bitch thankyoudrivethrough | |
| Re: Darwin Award | by vahman |
| If you try to bang a coke machine..........make sure you don't let it get on top. Makes it hard to hit it and quit it. | |
| Re: Darwin Award | by stale |
| Yeah, lord knows Vahman wouldn't want to stay and play. Oh, did I say that? | |
| Re: Darwin Award | by marasmus |
| With a coke machine on top of you, there's no way you can force-collide with yourself. unless you're hung like some sort of freaky-ass african tribesman and shit...
*pleads the fifth* | |