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babelfish.altavista.com vs. The Misfits 2001-07-23 16:46:18
by stale
Okay, I was bored at work, so I figured I'd test the babelfish theory further. I took some lyrics from a Misfits song, originally in English:

my cum be your life source
and the only way to get it
is to suck, or fuck, or be poor and devoid
and masturbate me, masturbate me


Then I translated them to Spanish, and then back to English:

my cum is their source of the life
and the only way to obtain it
is to inhale, or fuck, that is poor and deprived
and masturbate I, masturbate I


This not being enough proof that babelfish does indeed suck shit, I decided to try German:

mine with are you your source of life
and the only way to receive it
is to suck or fuck, or is bad and empty
and masturbate I, masturbate I


and French:

my cum be your source of the life
and the only way to obtain it
is to suck, or kiss, or is poor and free
and masturbate I, masturbate I


And finally, Italian:

my cum to be your source of life
and the only way ottenerla
must suck, or fuck, or insufficient and lacking
and is masturbate me, masturbate me


So, overall, I've learned that babelfish sucks, and that Italians are the only people that know how to properly speak of masturbation.



Re: babelfish.altavista.com vs. The Misfits 2001-07-23 16:54:21
by billy
MASTURBATE ME!!!
Re: babelfish.altavista.com vs. The Misfits 2001-07-23 21:56:00
by vahman
Does it restart?
Re: babelfish.altavista.com vs. The Misfits 2001-07-24 03:25:00
by caridwen
it's still ALL about the anal sex!
Re: babelfish.altavista.com vs. The Misf 2001-07-24 16:02:03
by marasmus
Why do I have the feeling you won't be saying that a month from now, Caridwen? :):)

(and why don't you slap in your msgboard password so you show up as a reg'd user?!?)