|So tonight is the night of my sister's bachelorette party.. there's gonna be no booze, no drugs, no strippers.. just a bunch of 19-20 somethings sitting around eating pizza. Karen says this is exactly what she wanted. Hrm.
Josh: hi person. feel free to gorge yourself on the fruit punch and curly fries!!
Pondera: i have a few quotes of my own...
Bad taste makes the day go by faster.
Disco is to music what Etch-A-Sketch is to art.
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
Big Brother is watching you.
Pay attention, there will be a quiz later.