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D.A.R.E. to resist bread 2001-04-10 23:38:32
by chevy
Important warning for those who have been drawn unsuspectingly into the use of bread: 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Approximately half of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. More than 90 percent of violent crimes are committed within 24 hours of eating bread. 4. Bread is made of a substance called "dough." It has been proven that as little as one pound of dough can suffocate a mouse. The average American eats more bread than that in one month! 5. Bread is often a "gateway" food, leading the user to harder foods such as butter, jelly, and even cold cuts. 6. Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute. 7. Most American bread eaters are unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling. Please see the Truth campaign for more information.