|crreativity is overrated|
|First things first. Happy birthday, Caridwen... Here's a little advice- you have one year to do all that illegal stuff you've always wanted to do before the fear of jail outweighs the fun of stealing one of those Neighborhood Crime Watch signs with the spooky stranger guy on it. hmm, do they have those in Cali?
And two, I'm a bum. Job hunting sucks, and I really think it's time that I hitchhike to Jersey and find a nice house to squat in. You might as well sterilize me now, lest I become another trailer trash whore with as many kids as can fit on the floor. Um, yeah.