|Well, here are the main arguments against Christians and why I think they're wrong.
- Belief in God is dumb. So maybe you're an atheist. Maybe you think "My dad smokes crack, so there can't be a God." Well, maybe there is a God and your dad's just retarded. It doesn't matter, because you have just as much a right to believe that there is no God as other people have to believe that there is. If you don't agree with me, you're a fascist.
- Christians persecuted others for hundreds of years, so they suck. Yes, Christians were responsible for things like the Crusades and the Spanish Inquisition and witch burnings and some pretty fucked up shit. But that was quite a few hundred years ago, and it was caused by fanatical freaks because no where did Jesus say, "Go kill a bunch of people in my name.. it's ok, really." That's like hating Germans because their grandfathers may or may not have been Nazis.
- What about those priests who butt-rape poor little altar boys because they can't get any? Well, last week I heard about a Little League coach who molested a bunch of little boys. Is Little League a horrible horrible thing too?
- Christians are pathetic lemmings with no mind of their own. If Caridwen doesn't have a mind of her own, I'd like to know what church she goes to so I can get brainwashed too.
- All Christians are dumb. Well, seeing as there are hundreds of denominations with completely different beliefs, that's a pretty easy argument to shove right back up your ass. Catholics don't believe in birth control; Baptists think it's wrong to dance; some churches openly accept gay members and understand that people are born gay....
- Well, I don't want to have anything to do with Christians. Good, they probably don't like you either. But remember to cross Christmas, Easter, Mardi Gras, St. Patrick's Day and Valentine's Day off your calendar. Since Christians are so dumb, I'm sure you wouldn't want to accidentally celebrate any of their "stupid" holidays.
And btw, I'm not a praticing Christian. I just hate it when people who don't know what they're talking about bash something they don't understand. If anybody has a right to complain, it's me. I went to Catholic school for 9 years...