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hahahahaha haikus 2000-12-26 00:21:20
by marasmus
This is a random haiku from The Haiku-o-matic....

ladyfriend at work
she can't fit through the doorway
I don't have any.

Your legs are shaven
Oh no, she's a transvestite.
After all he's God

The white hairy thigh
Quit asking me for money.
Welcome to New York

Okay.. that's enough.. that shit is funny. take it.