|balls and cock to all|
If you were to beat me with my gift i would be forced to take drastic actions against you inevitably ending in your own demise.
First and foremost, you get to clean up the mess, pick up all the pieces, and be force fed them along with some ex-lax and an entire wicker swing set.
Secondly i'd lock you in the bathroom while you shit yourself to a bloody assed death on the toilet.
Last but not least you'd be buried underneath your own swimming pool to rot for all eternity, or until some corporate fucks decide to buy up the property and build a strip mall where you can be a spooky bitch and have a new haunt.
All in all, hope everyone has a happy holiday