Deck the halls with boughs of condoms!!
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'Tis the season full of boredom!
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So I got some good advice!
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Grab a partner, fuck 'em twice!!
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Go and fuck right on the table!
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Or maybe hit it in the stable!
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Get out the blowtorch and the chainsaw!
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Fuck like your a star on hee haw!
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It's all in the name of fun!
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So please don't go and grab your gun!
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But whips and chains, they're ok!
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And I prefer them anyway!
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So I think this Holiday!
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Having sex is way ok!!
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Avoid shopping, and the malls!
fa la la la la la la la la!
And it's more fun so have a ball!
fa la la la la la la la la la!
fa la la la la la la la la la!
Happy Holidays.. don't get your keyboard all sticky.
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