|I don't see what's so appealing about watching a couple bulky motherfuckers in spanex and kneepads pretend to beat eachother up. Sure, sure, between the fake fights chicks in tight clothes with no underwear come out and do stuff, but still...
I have a theory that the W.W.F has the three cardinal things a man needs to survive:
3. There is no number three.. I realized that every desire a man has is based on violence and sex.. even desires for beer..
So ladies! if you want real companionship, go buy a puppy! (and if you're really lonely, a jar of peanut beer)