|What Disney never wanted you to know...|
|I'm sitting at my computer right now, trying to decide what I want to go eat, and all of a sudden, I start thinking of "The Jungle Book"
You remember that movie, right? The one with Mowgli and Bagheera and Baloo, and the man-eating tiger and shit? Well, I started thinking.
What if the real reason that all the animals in the jungle wanted our friend, Little Mowgli to leave the jungle was because he had one giant ding dong and kept pounding all his animal friends with a fierceness?
I can see it now...
And so, after a few long months of being perpetually buggered by a pre-pubescent boy with the Wing-Wang from Heck(tm), all the furry jungle creatures set a fire and burn the little bastard out back to the damned man villiage.
Eh, we all go back to what we began with sooner or later.