|But it huuuuuuuuuurts!!!!!|
|obrien: Congrats on the job, nothing is as fun as working in a cafe. I did once, for like, three hours. But I wasn't actually on the payroll and I was just helping me friend clean up so we could go smoke pot after she finished closing. Youth!!
For some reason the tip of my tounge is splitting in half. It hurts like a bitch and is the main reason why it's 3:15pm and I'm still in my bathrobe. I love being a pussy sometimes, it's so fun whinning about some stupid, pointless thing that happened and pretending it's ruined my life.