| Did you know I have problems? | by caridwen |
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Today I cannot rant, I am trying to rant by talking about bullshit.. but it's not working. So I'm going to go do a reach around on Juba the Hut, slap y0 mommas' ass, sodomize the Easter Bunny and smoke a bowl with Santa.
P.S- If you ask me really nicely, I'll talk Jesus into making you King of Guam.
Love,
Go Santa Claus, Go/ Reindeers won't let me play games/ Fuck me up the butt | |