|April is the time to slap that ayaasss!|
January babies == April p00ntang!
Caridwen: january 8th is our lil boy's birthday...
You should ask your parents if they knew what "planned parenting" was when your sister came around :)
Also note that haikus are of the syllable format 5 / 7 / 5, Cari... :)
clock you in the jaw / the american syndrome / cock receptacle