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cookies and poontang... 2000-08-18 03:22:00
by obrien
Stale: You know, most first pregnancies are late, and I'd laugh my ass off if your little girl's birthday fell on the 8th... Why are all the bastard babies born in January?

I felt somewhat inspired today and thought I'd try writing one of those little haikus that seem so popular here...

eatin' cookies 'cause / I ain't getting no poontang / please fuck me Rachel