|Dishes fucking suck|
I'm ovet at mah boi's house right now, using his computer to bitch. I'm sitting here in nothing but a leather trench and combat boots, and he's running around cleaning his fucking apartment because he forgot to clean it before going to up Redding and it smells bad.
If your significant other was running around your house in nothing but a leather trench and combat boots, ready to go at any point in time, what the fuck would you do? he's doing dishes!! DISHES!
Of all the things he could be doing, fucking me until I pass out would be nice, but nooooo...
Anyway, I think I'm done with my sexually frustrated rant. PLease guys, remember to fuck your girl instead of doing dishes. Dishes can be done later.