|all you BEeATchES got thrity seconds....|
So fucking check this out, I sold out. I'm now part of the Microsoft bandwagon, which is actually just an old broken down El Camino with a buncha mexicans in the back. What I'm really trying to say is that I sold out and got NT Server certified. I'm now considered an MCP, so the world should be scared.
Let's say I won a million dollars, and the press ax'd me what I wanted to do now. My answer would have to be, "I'd like to hammer my girlfriend."