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There is hope for you!	2004-03-31 17:23:19 by pondera

This is living proof that there is hope for computer geeks. This screen name of the other party was changed to protect the innocent, but the conversation was not altered. Girl: Ya there djha20: yeah Girl: My comp still dosnt work djha20: kick it Girl: I have Girl: Lol djha20: harder Girl: No Girl: I need ur help please djha20: why djha20: i don't know anything ..lol djha20: what is it doign? Girl: It turns on and acts weird freezing up alot and just shuts down Girl: Its fucked up djha20: did you call dell ? its under warranty isns't it ? Girl: Ya they ar arabian and give me the run around they think im stupid djha20: lol djha20: did you run a virus scan ? Girl: The computer shuts down or freezes when i try 2 run it Girl: Its called mcafee Girl: Is it helpless djha20: i don't know djha20: nothing is helpless Girl: Ok Girl: Ill pay u djha20: lol djha20: i don't want your money Girl: Then what do u want lol djha20: head Girl: Are u serious djha20: yes Girl: I have 2 give u head 2 fix my comp djha20: yes Girl: Lol ok djha20: really? djha20: i'm seriuos djha20: no fuckin around ...if i fix your computer you are going to give me head Girl: I really want my computer fixed i feel like a hooker djha20: don't feel that way djha20: i am not giving you money for head djha20: we are exchanging services djha20: so we have a deal ? Girl: Are u that desperate 4 a bj djha20: no djha20: do you want your computer fixed? Girl: Ok djha20: ok what? Girl: Ya deal djha20: will you swallow? Girl: No djha20: why not ...that's like me fixing half your computer djha20: or hiding the mouse so you have to navigate with just the keyboard Girl: Cause it makes me throw up djha20: do you want me to bring a bucket ? Girl: No djha20: ok fine you don't have to swallow Girl: Ok djha20: but i am going to shoot it on your face ...is that ok ? Girl: Your being weird djha20: that is my last request...do we have a deal or not ? Girl: Not djha20: ok well i have to go ..i'm off work now djha20: i'll ttyl Girl: Whatever djha20: bye Girl: Why r u pissed djha20: i'm not djha20: who said i was pissed djha20: i was just trying to help you out Girl: Can i do something else djha20: like what ? djha20: i'm up for suggestions Girl: I dunno Girl: Take u 2 dinner and a movie lol djha20: will you give me movie head? Girl: No im not a slut djha20: how does that make you a slut djha20: as long as you aren't giving anyone else in the theater head..... Girl: I dunno Girl: Oh ok djha20: deal? Girl: I dunno djha20: what if i throw in some extended tech support? Girl: Im driving now i cant type and drive djha20: ok djha20: just say yes or no djha20: i gotta go anyway Girl: Yes but not in the movies djha20: ok djha20: we'll work it out later djha20: cya Girl: Bye


Re: There is hope for you!	2004-03-31 21:01:52 by stale
Looks like it's time we opened a consulting company.

Re: There is hope for you!	2004-04-02 03:02:05 by caridwen
Looks more like you've opened a really cheap escort service. I mean, if you guys are up for that sorta shit, I'll let the person who buys me a new computer hit it in the butt and cum in my ass.

Re: There is hope for you!	2004-04-02 22:38:09 by forge
I don't know about that. How many computers do you want? I've got a LOT of credit. I'd own your ass for the rest of your natural life for how cheap they can make computers now. Let me know, i might even be able to take out a loan for that shit.

Re: There is hope for you!	2004-04-03 22:57:11 by caridwen
Forge: Atleast *somebody wants my ass! Oh.. I wish sarcasm translated into text better, but hey.

Re: There is hope for you!	2004-04-05 02:07:40 by pondera
Try italics

Re: There is hope for you!	2004-04-06 11:24:18 by Scrantoine
Damn I've been short-changing myself. I usually ask for food when I fix a girl's computer...think I'm going to step it up.

Re: There is hope for you!	2004-04-16 23:59:04 by Anonymous
you can fix my comp if you give me gay sex.