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Selling my kidneys 2003-06-19 18:54:58
by marasmus
For those interested, I'm considering the underground sale of at least one kidney so that I can buy my dream motorcycle. Don't try to outbid me - I might go psychotic and decapitate you.

Re: Selling my kidneys 2003-06-19 19:57:14
by toby
So you finally found one! Good Luck. Hope to see you riding it around shortly! Would you have to go to New hampshire to get it though?
Re: Selling my kidneys 2003-06-19 20:08:34
by marasmus
FINALLY! The years of magna obsession might finally reap their first rewards. But first I've got to win the auction... :)

Since Concord, NH is something like 400 miles from Buffalo, NY (my closest crossing point during vacation), I'll most likely ship the bike down here. Adds about 400 bucks to the price, but for me it's money well-spent. :)
Re: Selling my kidneys 2003-06-20 01:39:38
by kmartcowboy
Since I was the one that popped your harley cherry, and since I am motorcycle deficient at this moment I would just like to acknowledge my eternal friendship to you... oh, and say that I get first dibs on the old rebel!!!
Re: Selling my kidneys 2003-06-20 07:09:28
by marasmus
Certainly, Chevy, certainly! Restoration is beginning on the Rebel - it's up on stands right now. Rust and corrosion removal, polish up the aluminum, replace fork seals/oil, touch up the frame paint, pull the tank dent, bondo it smooth & repaint it, kreem the inside of the tank, drop a new chain on that beeeeeitch, rebuild the carbs and eventually call it a day. But if I get that bike into nice enough shape, i might not want to get rid of it :)
Re: Selling my kidneys 2003-06-21 10:07:44
by stale
Yeah, well once I sell my car, I'll be able to afford a bike myself. Gonna come down and ride with us Chev?
Re: Selling my kidneys 2003-06-22 00:39:03
by kmartcowboy
What are you.. fucking retarded!?! As soon as my ass gets another bike me and the whole family is coming down for a ride with the old crew and a ride on your mom!!!
Re: Selling my kidneys 2003-06-23 00:47:03
by walmartcowgirl
Yeah, after you sell the trailer, save up all those welfare checks and stop sticking your dick in every STD producing beyatch this side of the canadian border.
Yeeeee Hawwwwwww Mutha Fucka!
Re: Selling my kidneys 2003-06-23 07:30:40
by marasmus
Due to someone's nefarious plan to outbid me till the end of time (and my bank account), I'm gonna have to let this bike go. This really sucks. It's the first black 88 magna I've even found in good enough condition to buy, and I'm getting outbid by a travel agent in ft lauderdale. Who apparently works the early morning shift.
Re: Selling my kidneys 2003-06-23 08:37:39
by scrantoine
Ft. Lauderdale isn't that far of a drive...I say you go down there and decapitate him.
Re: Selling my kidneys 2003-06-23 11:12:35
by jeremy
Can't say for sure, but it sure as shit looks like someone created an account to raise the price of the bike. Maybe the seller wasn't happy with what he was looking to get for it.
Re: Selling my kidneys 2003-06-23 11:51:19
by marasmus
I just received conclusive proof that he's an artificial bidder. Contacting ebay right now.
Re: Selling my kidneys 2003-06-24 12:42:17
by marasmus
Man would it be nice if Ebay ever got back to me... I'll be pretty pissed if I don't hear from them before auction end.
Re: Selling my kidneys 2003-06-25 23:00:04
by marasmus
fuck everybody's yankee blue jeans. the bike is mine! muaaahahhaha!
Re: Selling my kidneys 2003-06-30 10:22:43
by luuvmuffen