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Haiku Time! 2003-06-10 11:53:59
by scrantoine
I started to write haikus yesterday to express my dislike towards the girl I was just involved with. Last night my friend Hoeslap came up with this little gem:

In early morning
sun shines and dew drips softly
like cum from your chin.

More to come as we brainstorm. I will also have the haikus I write in my AIM profile...for fun and profit of course.



Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-11 08:56:09
by stale

In early-like a.m.
sun shines an' dew drips soft-like
likes cum from yo' chin.
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-11 11:54:01
by scrantoine
Nice adaptation stale. Hoeslap wrote this one as well...I got a kick out of it:

Tony writes haiku
skanky whore gets what she needs
everybody wins.

:)
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-11 12:30:22
by stale
The adaption came from the good ol' jive server.
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-11 12:31:42
by stale
Now for an adaption of my own:

Scrantoine waxed that ass
sunk the pride of sicily
in some ho, balls deep
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-11 16:20:38
by scrantoine
You are correct sir. My only regret is that I didn't get to do it as much as I wanted to. :(
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-11 16:55:41
by stale
some college slizzle
scrantoine, hit it and quit it
hairy ass thumpin'
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-11 20:34:57
by marasmus

elbow-deep in poon
raises ultimate question:
hotdog down hallway?
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-11 20:38:44
by Marasmus

yo bitch, I'm sorry
didn't mean to hit a ho
fuck it, yeah I did
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-11 21:42:16
by scrantoine
Write haikus for me
genius up in the house, yo
my skillz are lacking

:)
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-12 15:03:49
by vahman
Bitch, why do you call
All I want is the poontang
Let it go hizzo
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-12 15:39:27
by toby
Got to love the beer Makes those women look so fine Shit I got the HIV
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-12 15:40:50
by toby
Toby is real Dumb
He forgot the new line thing
Now he will eat lead
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-12 16:59:30
by Anonymous
compaq is real cool
Sent me a new battery
yes and no return
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-12 17:02:17
by Anonymous
rub that clit you cunt
Get on your knees on the bed
stop looking and eat
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-12 17:03:53
by Anonymous
two sluts at a time
Holding arms to show beefcake
ax murder the whore
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-12 17:05:12
by Anonymous
if you can not tell
American Psycho rules
Was it real or fake?
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-13 08:59:32
by stale
i started drinking
with beerdick, i fuck for days
julie? jim beam? both!
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-13 09:01:24
by stale
was or was not fine?
scrantoine wears the beer goggles
pussy got no face
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-13 09:16:30
by forge
beer gets 'dem panties
'cause pussy aint got no face
fuck that nasty bitch
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-13 12:53:29
by Anonymous
my cock in her hand
Dancing with the seeds of life
strokes of love and lust
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-13 12:54:37
by Anonymous
Feeling the hair pie
I let my fingers wander
Stinky finger rules.
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-13 14:35:16
by Creampie
want a slice of pie
no, a handjob doesn't count
swallow my children
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-13 14:53:06
by Creampie
homo from out west
kmartcowboy sucks a dick
ride that buck bareback
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-13 17:07:33
by luuvmuffen
bitch suck dis wang
it's the size of a train
Iíma wreck it on your chin
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-13 17:57:12
by marasmus
In the spirit of a proper haiku (5/7/5 syllables)...
Bitch can suck dis wang
it is the size of a train
wreck it on your chin
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-13 18:23:17
by Dirge
Shut up you fuck tards Bend over, take it like a bitch We's wants to hears you!
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-13 18:25:47
by MonkeyButt
Poop on my soop, bitch!
Monkey loves da cock and balls!
Big floppy man tang!
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-13 22:55:30
by phallus
Time for da true skank
Pass dat ass around again
Bring me your mom Stale
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-13 22:58:48
by phallus
Ain't your boss no more
Booty calls and burning desk
Things I have again
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-15 12:29:51
by stale
AHaHaHAhaahaHA!
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-15 15:38:02
by whitehat
hymen is busted
your pussy is now too loose
let me hit that ass
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-15 18:02:45
by whitehat
hit it and quit it
these are rules you must follow
no fatties allowed
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-15 20:46:24
by scrantoine
Hahahahahahaha....I wander away for a few days and look at what happens.
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-15 21:51:46
by vahman
Bitch I got the hiv
Condoms and washcloths are good
Dirty whore go home
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-16 16:52:33
by scrantoine
The jimmy hat was my friend....a good friend indeed.
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-16 17:43:22
by Creampie
slapt a dirty neden
got deez bugs on my siznat
itchy, scratchy rash
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-17 11:43:29
by scrantoine
Stupid bitch flaps gums
my profile upsets hoes
bitch, eat my big nuts!
Re: Haiku Time! 2003-06-25 22:34:41
by forge
Slapted some stank ass
Itchy, scratchy scratchy scratch
Now I got a rash!