1.) Scoping out girls by standing over them smiling menacingly is not a good way to start.

2.) Limit the time you wait for a chance to speak to a girl to, at most, 5 minutes. Staring over the shoulders of girls for over 15 before speaking, kind of scares them.

3.) Using the pick up line of 'Hi' does not work.

4.) When the fat bitches walk away after you hit on them, you know you ain't the shit.

5.) If some one talks to your friend, and he acts like he might know them, he most likely does, do not introduce him to them. You will look like a fucktard.

6.) Leave the picking up of bitches to your girlfriend, she's better at it.

7.) Throwing a flyer party is never a good idea.

8.) If bitches start screaming "I'm going to kill you, you fucking bitch", it is almost time to leave.

9.) When an African-American fellow and a caucasian fellow fight, and the one calls the other some racial slurs, it is REALLY time to leave.

10.) Make sure you leave before the cops get there, or who knows what will happen.

The amazing pogo will assure you that this is all true, and that if you follow these 'rules' your house party experience will be way better.