| How to get your friends crazy butt sex! | by pondera |
She 15: yea she is cool djha20: does she hiitb? She 15: hiitb? djha20: nevermind She 15: what did u mean to type? djha20: hiitb She 15: what does that mean then? djha20: i can't explain She 15: y not? djha20: because its something you just have to know She 15: ok i She 15: understand djha20: you do ? She 15: does it stand for something? djha20: yes She 15: JUST TELL ME!!! djha20: why? She 15: OHWORM WILL tell me She 15: :) djha20: i'll tell you if you promise to do it with ohworm djha20: hiitb that is She 15: ok...i promise She 15: ? | |
| Re: How to get your friends crazy butt sex! | by vahman |
| That should be the first question you ask any female. | |
| Re: How to get your friends crazy butt sex! | by stale |
| For those of you who are still... curious. | |
| Re: How to get your friends crazy butt sex! | by "my name" |
| oh my god... like, what if she doesn't "hiitb"... would you just dump her on the spot? That is so not cool. Why do guys like that? Not like it's a big thing, but it's just a matter of preference. Some girls just aren't into that... Is you were into a girl, would you lose interest in her just because she doesn't "hiitb"? | |
| Re: How to get your friends crazy butt sex! | by pondera |
| I wouldn't lose interest, but it would definately put a damper on the relationship :) Besides, the only girls that aren't into are the ones who haven't tried it! | |
| Re: How to get your friends crazy butt sex! | by pondera |
| *into it | |
| Re: How to get your friends crazy butt sex! | by stale |
| *ALL* girls are into HIITB. Some just don't know it yet. | |
| Re: How to get your friends crazy butt sex! | by caridwen |
| I am a firm believer that all unattractive women should practice and advertise their HIITB skills. It would make more men willing to put up with their fat nasty asses for fifteen minutes, and then I wouldn't have to listen to them complain about never getting laid. Attractive women should also practice HIITB, but few do. Apparently, attractive women think that getting to have intercourse with them is an amazing thing and whomever they're fucking should be thrilled beyond all his wildest imaginations for the privledge. No. If more attractive women would practice the fine arts of HIITB, then I wouldn't have to listen to so many of them bitch about their ex-boyfriend who is now dating some nasty lookin' unattractive bitch, and they don't know why! BITCH! SHE LETS HIM HIITB! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU EXPECTING?! *cough* That is all. | |
| DJHA20 likes to hiitb w/ OH WORM | by Anonymous |
| PONDERA GET A LIFE | |
| Re: How to get your friends crazy butt sex! | by Pogo |
| The "Pondera get a life" quote is my favorite. It tastes like burning.
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| Re: How to get your friends crazy butt s | by marasmus |
| Like every other day of the year, Caridwen gets it. She just.... gets it... And if more females expressed the sort of pragmatism and practicality which Caridwen embodies, this world would be a much better place.
The HIITB scale is directly related to the flexibility scale. Someone not willing to even consider bustin' a permit for H'in double-I Tee Bee is guaranteed to be the sort of lifeless, soul-sucking devil bitch who wouldn't even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach-around while he returned the favor! *looks around nervously* | |
| Re: How to get your friends crazy butt sex! | by stale |
| Caridwen: The HIITB phenomenon also works in reverse. Some women desire a guy who will at least attempt to HIITB, which will leave the typical nice guy (read: guy who only likes missionary position) wondering why his girlfriend left him for some complete asshole. Take Julie and myself for example... oh.
I do have to agree with Marasmus though. Caridwen absolutely gets it. | |
| Re: How to get your friends crazy butt sex! | by Vanity |
| Stale- You're a complete asshole? I had no idea, damn. | |
| Re: How to get your friends crazy butt sex! | by stale |
| Owned. | |
| Re: How to get your friends crazy butt sex! | by pondera |
| Who's the smart ass that put a definition for HIITB with my name as the source? | |
| re: HJHA20 likes hiitb w/ OH WORM... | by "My Name" |
| haha... you go girl! | |