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American Muscle vs. The Pride of Sicily 2003-01-10 01:06:29
by stale
Well, it's official... I just arrived home after losing my car virginity in one of the baddest ass American muscle cars ever produced.



Re: American muscle vs. the pride of Sicily 2003-01-10 06:27:34
by caridwen
Congrats!
My car virginity was lost in the front seat of a 2-door volvo thingy from 89. So not as cool.
Re: American muscle vs. the pride of Sicily 2003-01-10 10:11:43
by luuvmuffen
Straight up ! 89 Buick Century...bitch was rockin like a cradle
Re: American muscle vs. the pride of Sicily 2003-01-10 17:10:39
by kmartcowboy
84' mercury cougar, on the hood, behind a rental storage facilty, in the hood. Lost my innocence and my wallet in the same god forsaken night. At least the boomerwang make the bitch saddle sore. Same slut that was all touchy feely on Vahman at the Hooters forever ago. BEWARE THE PLAGUE!! WEAR THE JIMMY HAT!!!
Re: American Muscle vs. The Pride of Sicily 2003-01-10 20:29:12
by smokey
Damn, mine's not as cool. I actually tagged my first one in my bedroom. I did fuck da same chic in the hatchback of my rock'n '89 Escort LX in front of her house while her dad was watch da tube. Now that's a quality woman.
Re: American Muscle vs. The Pride of Sicily 2003-01-10 23:54:39
by Kmartcowboy
You know stale, for the period of time I owned my Harley I never once stuffed the velvet sausage wallet on the damn thing! I am in the process of getting another and then I will rival not only the sicilian meat but also your penis car!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!