| Nicholas Was... | by chevy |
| ...older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die. The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories. Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time. He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher. Ho. Ho. Ho. | |
| Re: Nicholas Was... | by Anonymous |
| That sounds pretty interesting but too Deep for a K-Mart cowboy did your wife think that up? She must be the brains of the outfit. I bet she spanks you with a pool stick instead of Marasmus. Peace out TEDO | |
| Re: Nicholas Was... | by kmartcowboy |
| Dead on mang, my wife dicovered this little tidbit in the Neil Gaiman book of short stories "smoke and mirrors", great book even for a redneck in denial like me. | |
| Re: Nicholas Was... | by Takeaguess |
| Speaking of your wife, are you fucking her yet? Any plans for babies, of did her abusive father fuck that up while he was fucking her? | |