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I sense heavy narcotics in my future. 2002-12-10 01:05:06
by caridwen
So on wednesday I'ma have my face cut open by some sadistic doctor fucks in San Francisco. In the thirty days of time off I have after that, I will be around to annoy every one of you mother fuckers like I haven't been around to do for the last six. Word.
oh, and wish my happy ass some luck, eh?



Re: I sense heavy narcotics in my future. 2002-12-10 16:19:49
by stale
Is your face being operated on because one of our administrators, who will remain nameless, fucked your jaw loose?
Re: I sense heavy narcotics in my future. 2002-12-11 13:28:08
by kmartcowboy
I understand the need for repairs... Aryan dickin was one of the lesser known ways of killing off the jews in Auschwitz. Just a hint, if ya turn up the suction a bit more the sausage is less prone to slip and tear.
Re: I sense heavy narcotics in my future. 2002-12-13 21:57:05
by forge
I'm sure you've managed to eliminate the sense of hearing, or perhaps even an eye for some of those given the pleasure of slobbin' the boomer-wang. Talk about a rude awakening
Hillybilly lovin' gone oh-so-wrong...
Re: I sense heavy narcotics in my future 2002-12-13 22:58:56
by marasmus
Damn, this post turned downhill REAL quick!

I hope the drugs are still workin' full-time for ya!
Re: I sense heavy narcotics in my future. 2002-12-15 11:59:50
by caridwen
you guys are muther fuckers.
Re: I sense heavy narcotics in my future. 2002-12-15 23:16:37
by stale
Marasmus: This might be an all time new record for the amount of time it's taken for a post to go south.

Caridwen: So?