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Debauchery. 2002-09-15 01:02:40
by caridwen
I would just like to state for the record that I am headed to San Fransico tomorrow. Naturally I shall wreak havoc and mayhem. Wish me luck.

Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-15 13:08:35
by marasmus
You practically live there (30 times closer to living there than I am, geographically speaking), and you still don't bother to spell the name right? How much havoc can you reach when you'll never reach the place cause you misspelled the name? huh?!?!?!?!?!$#

*spasms on the floor while blurting out random obscenities*
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-15 19:27:43
by claudi
Have fun, you. can we get someone to clean this up?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-15 23:59:21
by caridwen
Marasmus: San Francisco. happy now?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 10:49:02
by stale
When I took French in 6th grade, my French name was Francisco.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 10:49:36
by stale
No wait, that was Spanish in 6th grade. I think I was Francois or some shit in French class.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 12:47:41
by vanity
Stale = Francisco, hahaha. Maybe that's why you're such a fag!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 12:57:04
by stale
I wasn't a fag yesterday! Marasmus'll back me up, he did come to the window and all.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 13:10:52
by vanity
It's all a cover up. You're just using me to hide the fact that you yearn for a mans touch.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 13:12:02
by stale
What'd I do to deserve this? Maybe that explains my overwhelming desire to plow your anus.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 13:33:50
by vanity
I just felt the need to comment after reading your reply about "Francisco". The plowing of my anus is enough to make you deserve this.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 13:36:35
by stale
Cause I got dick for days?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 14:51:53
by smokey
Thanks for the undesired visual on that one.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 15:07:02
by nuzod
Haha...fucking Ice Cube.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 15:07:18
by stale
It's all good.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 15:46:23
by bittchee
I always wondered if Stale was really gay. I think that was the first question I asked him when we met!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 15:59:07
by vanity
Hahaha,that's really funny.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 16:08:55
by marasmus
Coincidence.. that's the first question I asked him, after "are you a hermaphrodite?"
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 16:15:35
by stale
Man, what the fuck?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 16:20:25
by I Love Tubcat!!!!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 16:28:08
by vanity
Wow, that is just an all around offensive photo.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 16:42:13
by stale
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 17:38:09
by smokey
You should check the site, it's worse.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 20:15:11
by bittchee
Someone needs to stop feeding those cats!
poor kitty... 2002-09-16 20:34:57
by claudi
That's so cruel... Honestly, how can people let their pets get like that?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 21:12:39
by vahman
For those of you that have seen Bob, at one point he could have been there. But he wasn't that fat.........

Fat pussy needs love too, although I don't choose to do it myself.

Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 23:01:21
by forge
Marasmus: For the record, you're also the one who asked me to grab the firehose and put you out because you were flaming. Just though I'd point that out ;)
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-16 23:41:54
by josh
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 01:54:16
by caridwen
What the fuck. I go to San Francisco and you people start talking about french/spainsh class, stale seeming to be homosexual, being jagged in the ass, fat pussy, marasmus flaming and everything else under the sun. I feel unloved.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 08:01:45
by pondera
Bob was definately just as fat as that cat!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 08:55:40
by stale
What about skinny pussy?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 12:19:28
by vahman
Too skinny isn't good either. There is a fine balance, but that is just my opinion.

What we need is users to send pictures of said pussy's to make a correct judgement call. At that point, we could correctly evaluate are situation.

Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 12:20:05
by vanity
What about it?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 12:58:19
by stale
vanity: Skinny pussy r00lz. Vahman: I've seen some of the users' pussies.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 13:34:51
by vahman
Nothing about it vanity........just scared I will break something.

I am sure you have stale. I think you and a couple other people have been "Vectorstar Pussy" hunting on more than one occasion.

Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 13:40:39
by stale
Yeah, some of us even get the pussy to fly across the country.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 15:27:08
by vanity
Yeah, super skinny pussy can be really nasty. Just look at this. If you have a weak stomach just skip the link.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 16:14:23
by toby
Vanity: thanx for the warning....
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 16:35:17
by josh

by the way... I will only express myself in "smilies" from not on, or until I have something constructive to say. That is all.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 16:35:35
by stale
Toby, I still can't believe you weren't looking when vanity had her ass hanging out the car window that night yet managed to look straight over when I took mine out. You might be subconciously gay.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 19:49:12
by jeremy
Actually, I believe he was probably trying to determine which one had the most hair.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 20:39:18
by forge
well, seeing as how shes pretty well bald across her body, and Big Tony was nowhere to be seen, I'd have to say Stale wins. Especially since i was driving and unable to pull mah ass out.
It has nothing to do with not being loved Cari, we've simply moved on to bigger and better things unfortunately falling under your post. You should understand the vascilation of the VectorStar Crew especially since having freaked nasty with our gracious host.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-17 22:47:33
by toby
Stale: Thanx for the memory. I was hoping to forget about the drive from Applebees to St. Pete. Now I thik i will puke, throw some shit on the wall, and cum on the thrown.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 02:14:46
by Caridwen
I'm never gonna live down flying across the country for some dick, am I?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 08:17:14
by vahman
Considering most of us are too lazy to drive across town, probably not.

Stale, I would say you and forge should just get your asses put up on a billboard to save some energy while in the car. Anyone who has ever met you in person has seen your ass at some point.

Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 08:42:36
by vanity
I don't think i've seen your ass Forge.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 08:56:29
by stale
Should I break out beach.avi?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 09:55:50
by Anonymous
I think everyone has seen my ass as well.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 10:04:47
by stale
Pogo, if that's you, I can say with certainty that my previous boss and his wife have.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 11:22:36
by vahman
Hopefully he was mooning them.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 12:04:33
by forge
beach.avi is what it's all about
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 15:05:11
by scrantoine
Yes, beach.avi is to be feared....other things to be feared are dishwashers in front lawns. Its that time of the year again!!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 15:21:05
by josh
just contributing a comment to beating the former champion of posts, currently 63. Oh, and I have no idea what half of you are talking about... but please, continue!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 15:33:34
by stale
You'll all know about beach.avi tonight, once I find out where the fuck I put the cd I burned it to.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 17:28:50
by vahman
I have already seen that video. Definitely an experience to view it. Quick question Stale, if the USPS goes on strike, will your mom have to buy a dildo.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 17:47:57
by marasmus
Although public display of beach.avi would be extremely amusing, I fear it may violate a law or two somewhere. We'll have to abstain from the beach.avi hookup until we own our own soverign country and can get away with distributing such debauchery to the world. :)
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 20:13:46
by josh
umm... okay, I wasn't curious about "beach.avi" until Marasmus' last comment. It must be posted, or just distributed to those who are curious. I pray I don't regret my interest in this "beach.avi".
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 22:00:33
by stale
Even though Marasmus says no, I don't care. Here is the long awaited beach.avi, well, beach.mpg cause I must've encoded it at some point and forgot. This video was captured several years ago and involves, from left to right, Forge, Myself, and Marasmus. Enjoy!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-18 23:52:05
by smokey
K, well that was just disappointing as hell. If you're going to beat out my post you could at least hook us up with a good link. If that's not an option just shoot it to me over email or send me a link to the house http://. Stale, if it's to big for vector, you know my work email. I got no restrictions there an mad bandwidth. I'm just dieing to find out what the hell you're talking 'bout. I didnít know you 3 years ago so I missed out. Hook a brotha up!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-19 08:44:18
by stale
It's not too big. Apparently Marasmus had a problem with me posting it and deleted the file. I don't know what the problem is, so feel free to email him and find out.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-19 10:43:37
by forge
Scrantoine: if more cleaning equipment ends up anywhere in the vacinity of my house then several people are going to be in the hospital with a face and stomache full their own blood. Tnx =)
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-19 11:25:16
by scrantoine
I was referring to Derek Pappageorge's lawn at Thanksgiving...but now that you mention it, quite some time has passed since we left you a gift. My dad is getting new appliances soon, you like GE right? 0_o
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-19 11:36:23
by scrantoine
Oh hey, I dug up a copy of that If anyone wants it....Cheers!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-19 11:41:02
by scrantoine
fuckin' it is.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-19 13:08:37
by stale
I wanted to be the one comment that makes this post beat Smokey's old record of 63. WOOT!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-19 13:18:01
by Anonymous
I guess someone really doesn't want this file to be posted. Just makes us want to see it more is all.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-19 15:42:17
by smokey
Thanks for making that happen stale. I guess it inevitable if turn a comments list into a chat session. Hey Cardiwen, how's San Francisco? :)
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-19 18:47:22
by marasmus
yeah, somebody (me) doesn't want the file to be posted. It is funny, if you like really stupid funny things, but it's not worth the amount of shit that would inevitably be dumped on us.

Simply put, I'd rather have VectorStar without beach.avi than have No VectorStar, with beach.avi.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-19 18:55:11
by jeremy
Smart move...
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-19 22:05:55
by marasmus
Thank you! Finally! someone who sees it the same way! :)
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-19 22:32:52
by vahman
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-19 22:49:24
by forge
Balls out baby, balls out...
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-19 23:25:40
by Anonymous
Come on Silent Bob, We're going to Holy Wood.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-20 01:51:35
by Caridwen
Smokey: I ended up not going... there was this issue with a freeway onramp wall that had the nerve to jump right in front of my ride's car. Damn them walls!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-20 23:30:02
by smokey
Yeah, I smoked some of that too.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-21 02:02:27
by forge
the peace pipe or the penis?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-22 02:06:43
by caridwen
At this point in my week I need both the peace pipe AND the penis.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-22 19:15:29
by toby
You flying back this way?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-22 20:50:34
by forge
i'm pretty sure that marasmus has dick for days but i dont think itll reach cross-country. you may have to make another long-distance booty call.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-23 01:27:46
by caridwen
S'all good, I've got the perfect set-up sex wise, so poor Marasmus needn't be strainin'. Though I do want to come harass the vector crew in a few months...
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-23 18:38:33
by Anonymous
An irrelevant post about nothing. Just wanted to see 80 on the score card. Let us recap the message.
Mayhem -> Misspelled word -> Stale being in class -> stale being gay -> vanity being a cover-up -> bitchee adding in that stale is gay -> fat pussy -> skinny pussy -> to jrlweb only using smiley faces -> asses out the window -> cross country dicking (deep?) -> cross town dicking -> boss seeing ass -> beach.avi -> no beach.avi -> beach.avi -> no beach.avi -> smoking crack -> smoking dick -> cross country dicking (deep?) -> post 80 ( recap ).

If i failed to mention anything of importantance or impotence. Please feel free to fix / correct the post.

Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-23 22:10:58
by stale
Whoever wrote that last comment rules! Will this be the first msgboard post in history to break 100 comments?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-24 00:02:33
by caridwen
Rock on to the poster of the recap.
Stale: none of us have any lives, so it's fucking possible.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-24 09:50:53
by vahman
A messageboard to reach 100 comments? That is unheard of. What will be next, a webserver that requires more than a 56k modem.

The best part about our messageboard is:
Noone has ever said: 22/M/FL

Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-24 11:26:36
by stale
That's cause I'm not 22. Plus, I like to act like I'm 16 so I can score high school chicks.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-24 13:03:04
by josh
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-24 14:28:45
by forge
my clearwater high drive-by proposal still stands. who's game? ;)
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-24 19:54:19
by jeremy
Clearwater High drive by?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-24 20:11:26
by forge
Absolutley... We get a huge van and a couple of us pull a drive by when school gets out and snag the entire cheerleading squad. I'm sure you can fill in the rest with your imagination, I needn't spell it out =P
If anyone has seen the the parade when school gets out you know what I'm sayin'... got DAMN
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-25 02:18:36
by caridwen
Why do men like cheerleaders? It's a fascination I just cannot understand. And what's with Catholic school girls?!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-25 08:55:52
by stale
Cheerleaders and Catholic school girls both kick ass. I'd like to point out that two of the girls I've dated have been a cheerleader at some point, and at this very moment Julie, who was one of those cheerleaders, is wearing a Catholic schoolgirl outfit with big ass buckled boots.

Forge, not if, but when Julie leaves me we can go halfsies on a chester van.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-25 09:39:22
by vahman
Chester vans are very cool, ain't nothing like a pedophile drive by.

As far as Cheerleaders and Catholic School girls........Chearleaders are usually attractive, and Catholic School girls have the "innocent" but I am a freak in bed persona.

Now getting a cheerleader from a Catholic School would be heaven.

Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-25 10:13:18
by stale
I used to go to a Catholic school. I dunno if that really matters at all, but I figured I'd share.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-25 10:33:05
by bittchee
Stale: Is that why you have homosexual tendencies? Do you feel that you were cheated outta your innocence? I think you can sue!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-25 11:45:13
by stale
Nah, I feel it was an enlightening experience. (Read: Catholic school was the only school in my part of Jersey where there were white people.)
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-25 13:12:23
by jeremy
You'll never see a black catholic...
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-25 17:25:37
by forge
Didn't stale just say he went to catholic sk00l? So at least for a brief period of time there was at least 1 black catholic
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-25 17:27:20
by forge
Id also like to point out that cheerleaders tend to have the blown out muscular ass that you can probably bounce animals and small children off of let along quarters.
And the catholic school girl thing is also fantastic. Can't go wrong with short skirts and pig-tails
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-25 20:44:52
by kmartcowboy
I think the fact that stales job was in jeopardy once for speaking too much ebonics in front of his caucationized african coworker proves that lips and dang do not a niglet make. Oh, and I also jerk it endlessly to Sara in a catholic skirt and buckled boots. Pigtails also help you hold on after a surprise ass insertion.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-25 22:35:34
by toby
So when Sara gets the strap on and gets you by surprise do you hold on to her pigtails or do you get some kinky weave before hand so that she can grab your pigtails?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-25 23:34:16
by jeremy
And 100 it is...
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-26 01:15:03
by nuzod
Dude, that was a cheap 100th.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-26 09:07:41
by stale
Chevy: Good call. That black panther motherfucker did get pretty pissed off at me over that whole, "language of the hood," issue.

Forge: I never took my penis out in Catholic school, so nobody ever know I was black.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-26 09:08:52
by stale
Er, knew I was black. Man, that was some language of the hood right there!

Man, none ya'll mahfuckahs ever done know'd this bitch was blacker than night up in deez drawz... BITCH!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-26 19:46:34
by vanity
I should just leave you now. You appear to be very eager to go after high school cheerleaders. Why put it off?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-26 21:38:18
by stale
Because you let me violate you in the most porn-style of ways, I have a moderate desire to stay with you until you leave me.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-26 23:56:59
by kmartcowboy
You should just go after the middle schoolers... If you catch them early enough you can desecrate their prepubescent velvet sausage wallets with the utmost grotesquety and lie to them so they think that love making is always that painfull and messy.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-27 02:38:34
by caridwen
dear god.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-27 19:53:26
by forge
uhm, yea.....what she said
WTF is wrong with you chevy!? nevermind, i dont wanna know. we dont need to break the 200 mark in the same post
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-28 02:39:50
by caridwen
yeah we do!

By the way, I might you all might be aunties and uncles in nine months. I'll know for sure in the morning.

Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-28 02:43:21
by caridwen
er, I thought, rather, i'm just got off work, sue me.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-28 02:44:50
by caridwen
Fuck! Someone hit me with a grammar book and put me to bed. I give up. You fuckers get my point. Good night!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-28 11:09:59
by marasmus
Caridwen: me am mad brazil?
this computer does requires a restarting?

Chev: For all your incredibly unlawful phedophiliac ideas, it's quite astounding how you'd actually be the last person in the world to really do them to an innocent stranger! Not to say you wouldn't try :) Now, doing them to someone you KNOW, I could definitely see. Like, 'accidentally' slipping it in on the same ex-girlfriend whose bra-n-panties were sniffed?

And here's my rendition on Chevy with an innocent young girl with whom he intends to desecrate in all the worst of ways:
Chevy: Hey SusieQ!!! how ya been??
SusieQ: *soprano voice* oh, i been just wond'rful, cheveeeeeey!
Chevy: Might you happen to be a vegetarian, m'lady?
SusieQ: uh, naww... I like hot dogs and hamburgers and pork rinds 'n stuff...
Chevy: *with the coked-up Steve Buschemi look* ya like some'a THIS meat, BIIITCH?!?!?! *flOOOOOooOp*
SuzieQ: ooh! let's go back to ma pappy's barn!
(Ten minutes, a hayride and two angry cows later...)
Chevy: Whew, we finally got past them homocidal, man-eating, SPAWN OF SATAN cows! Now let me HEAVE this enormous dangling meat sausage so deep it's gonna take a backhoe to get it out! TAKE IT, BITCH!! TAKE IT!!
SuzieQ: *giggles* I liiike a strong maaaan! *strips*
Chevy: *mutters under his breath* You'll be likin' a whole lot more in just a minute! *strips*
SuzieQ: Ya know? I never done did this before....
SuzieQ: I'm just a little... skeeered... of it... ya know?
Chevy: *melting into the puddle of friendly best-bud assurance and support that we ALL know the Chev tries (and fails miserably) to hide inside* Awww, Suzie... C'mere. *big friendly hug*
(Reminder: At this point in time, they're still butt-nekkid in her pappy's barn, hugging platonically like all ill-minded kmart cowboys do)
Chevy: Ya see, things'll be allright. Never let anybody make ya do nothin' ya don't want to do. This body here, that's nobody's but yours, sweetie.
SuzieQ: *still soprano* oooh, chevy, you're so sweet! *pause* Oh my God!? Pappy!?!
SuzieQ's Pappy: Whut in the got damn tarnation!?! DON'T YOU BE DEFLOW'RIN MA DAUGHTER!! *cocks the shotgun*
Chevy: oh shit. But Sir! I didn't... *Takes off running, balls bouncing*
(Pappy unloads a high-speed salt pellet straight into Chevy's right asscheek)
Chevy: Oooooh, DAMNIT!! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-28 18:01:41
by stale
Marasmus: Would said ex-girlfriend being referenced be the same on that provoked Chevy to want to kick my ass the very first time I met him? Even if I am a fuckin' pervert, she didn't need to point it out!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-29 02:48:25
by caridwen
Marasmus: that was highly disturbing, yet compelling. Kinda like watching twins joined at the head talk to Oprah.

Oh, and I ain't knocked up. So nevermind folks, I'm not going to bother any of you to help me pick out baby names or booties or anything.

Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-29 08:36:23
by forge
I guess someone already picked out the booty but they're not ready to start their lease-to-own. next time be more careful =P
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-29 20:15:28
by caridwen
Forge: what, you don't wanna be uncle to some maegan spawn? that's ok, i don't wanna be spawing.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-29 21:44:50
by kmartcowboy
You know that letting the man make his deposit in the butt bank would greatly reduce your chances of spawning.... unless you're talking 'bout the hemorrhoids. I'd hate to follow up the good knews of you not being pregnant with a morbid tale of how your colon has begun blooming like a sunflower in late summer. You'd have to shove that shit back in there with a tapefish or something.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-29 23:23:30
by stale
Yeah, Meg would have to start running the, "Pussy lips on my ass," cam or something.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-09-30 02:03:31
by caridwen
kmartcowboy: thanks for the delightful mental picture. thanks a lot. really.
stale: you aren't helping :)
anyway, i FINALLY made it to san francisco, and the debauchery i was expecting is actually taking place in mass quantity. viva la debauchery!
Re: Debauchery. 2002-10-01 09:41:22
by vahman
San Francisco.....the only place where you can have a debauchery with all females, since every guy in the city is gay.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-10-02 03:14:11
by caridwen
Vahman: there wasn't a lot of sex, actually. Mainly we sat around the apartment naked playing the sims and random PS2 games. But I shocked the pizza guy, if that helps.
Re: Debauchery. 2002-10-03 19:35:42
by forge
4 more posts and we'll have doubled smokey's
was all this *really* necessary?
Re: Debauchery. 2002-10-04 23:03:20
by kmartcowboy
Re: Debauchery. 2002-10-04 23:03:47
by kmartcowboy
Re: Debauchery. 2002-10-04 23:04:20
by kmartcowboy
Re: Debauchery. 2002-10-04 23:04:45
by kmartcowboy
Re: Debauchery. 2002-10-06 13:52:59
by caridwen
Re: Debauchery. 2002-10-06 18:51:40
by forge
Re: Debauchery. 2002-10-06 23:43:54
by nuzod
very weak.