So, I am cruising down the road, minding my own business, when a cop desides to stop me in my lazy pointless adventure. He then proceeds, "Do you know why I pulled you over?" My response, "To commend me on my excelent driving performance?" He was less than impressed, and gave me a speeding ticket. Like the $400 or so dollars I paid out this past two weeks wasn't enough for the government. Fuck them.

So my little 233 Linux machine gets 100K/s+ over my Windows 95 box from the same site. That is a tcp/ip advantage right there. If I could only find a way to get Soldier of Fortune to run in Slackware, I would be a happy camper.

Oh, and since I am such a nice damn guy, if you would like a shell, drop me a voice mail and I will help you out.

Oh, and can someone root you if you voluntarily give them your root password. Please send all comments: