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Goddammit 2002-08-30 21:20:58
by chevy
Just watching Hannity and Colmes and they were having a story about the 2 crack whores that were stuck in an Afghanistan prison for spreading the "Good News" of Christianity in a region of the world that really doesn't like Christians... and then later Mike Tyson tried to let us all know that he is an alright guy. I am pretty pissed off right now. Oh and Kevin, my brother by more than marriage has been is the pyche-ward for 2 days and noone in the family thought it necessary to let us know. AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Feel free to comment or mail me... Pondera, you are very right, where the fuck is everybody... must be 'cause I left. Well I'm getting drunk.

Re: Goddammit 2002-09-02 21:33:53
by Pogo
Psych ward might be cool. Does he think he is a Jesus? I always wanted to meet a faux Jesus.
Re: Goddammit 2002-09-03 09:26:58
by marasmus
Damn. I'm sorry to hear about Kev. Here's some on-a-whim alternate Eminem lyrics to commemorate the stupid christian bitches in Afganistan:

2 christian crack hoes go round afganistan, round afganistan, round afganistan...
2 christian crack hoes go round afganistan, round afganistan, round afganistan...

they've created a monster
cause nobody wants to see Allah no more
it's just Jesus and Mary and shizzah

and if they want jesus, this is what i'll give 'em:
a little bit of bread and fish, turnin' water to wine...
now the sand niggas get a jump start on their part of crucifyin'
killin my ass cause they say that I'm lyin'
cause the messiah's just a dream for the pious
and the people, they're about to start riots
over whether I blaspheme or if I'm the Earth's King
I got a 10-round fight between Mohammed and me
and at the end we'll see who's Afganistan's Holy
Will it be me or some crazy roni?

now this looks like a job for me
so everybody, just follow me
cause you need a savior in your time of need
so I sent some crack hoes from new orleans
I said this looks like a job for me
so fuck Mohammed, follow me
cause in this war of the Holy
it's gonna feel so empty without me

You like DAT?
Re: Goddammit 2002-09-03 14:32:30
by Bittchee
HAHAHAHAHA..Right on! I like dat!
Re: Goddammit 2002-09-03 14:40:52
by bittchee
So chev, When you gonna come down here and see everybody? JuliAnna's almost two years old! Whassup?!
Re: Goddammit 2002-09-03 16:54:25
by marasmus
More lyrics off the top of my head:

Evil's swellin', kids up in rebellion
The Devil's dwellin' in their pants while their religion tells them
that showing skin, holdin' hands or holdin' dicks
is a crime so bad they gotta die for some jock itch

Like a visionary, Jesus comes there, sayin'
you gotta love your brother like you beat your children
Revolution, big J's serving communion
to some towelheads with rifles and explosive humans
It's a disaster, such a catastrophe
for me to ask for love and peace from some fanatic freaks
They say "Allah's back... na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Bust in ya noggin' and then we're gonna crucify ya
the middle-east don't need peace from the christians' Jesus
Mohammed's got us covered, knockin' teeth out of ya face, BITCH!"
But I'm insteresting, it's their values I'm testing
getting in your childrens' pants, procreating and nesting
Create an army of hippies that their parents call sleaze
the hair raises on their back when their kids mention me
Invade their social conscience, I'll set them free
A nuisance? That's why they'll execute me!

Beware. there may be more to come!
Re: Goddammit 2002-09-04 19:39:46
by forge
art fag