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I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-24 20:22:39
by marasmus
Yes! I finally bought a motorcycle. A good starter bike, but definitely not my dream bike. Nevertheless, it's not a bad start.

1986 Honda Rebel 450 with 6-speed transmission
It looks like this, though without a windshield and a luggage rack. And mine needs a good deal of polishing. :) But HEYLL, i'm ridin'! So make sure you don't run me over in your suburban assault vehicles, got damnit!



Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-24 23:38:52
by toby
Tempt fate and drive it to Tampa!
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-25 02:16:47
by stale
Yeah, let's see what kinda skeelz you got on that bike, Mar. Take that sum bitch down fowler ave. and back.
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-25 09:38:52
by marasmus
fowler is a suicide trip in anything other than an armoured tank. fucking psychotic drivers on fowler. damn.

If I take it to tampa, it definitely won't be on I-275 though. between the crazy ass bumpy ass road, construction, and people on my ass when i'm trying to squeak 80 out of a little bike, i'll become leather pavement. i'd probably swing a hillsborough-to-nebraska-to-bearss sort of deal, which would take me an hour and a half. :)
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-25 11:22:29
by jeremy
When Tampa Fire picks your ass up with a spatula, I'm turning Vectorstar into a "Watch Stale Play Gay Twister at a LAN Party" Server.
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-25 23:53:04
by stale
Damn.
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-26 03:36:10
by hooligan
Sorry for the absence... But, isn't that the bike from Purple Rain?
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-26 16:01:40
by stale
Welcome back Vu-dawg!

Yeah, Marasmus is a homo. He showed up at my house on that bike wearing velvet and shit.
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-26 20:12:31
by Anonymous
I'm Morris and you're Jarome. You get MY back mother fucker.
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-28 04:33:49
by smokey
Damn Hooligan, I about fell out of my chair.  Nice to see you're still alive.  Marasmus, it's all good man.  At least you got one.  Lemme know when you're ready and I'll sell you mine.  It's not the sweetest HD, but it's loud as fuck.
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-28 11:28:09
by forge
shit, I might buy that bitch hehe
yea, it definitely aint the sweetest but you're damn right, that bitch was louder then fuck.

so where the fuck you been Hooligan? damn, thought might have been dead, or fuckin...well maybe not fuckin, but you know. what the fuck you been up to nitz?

Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-28 16:45:53
by marasmus
My next bike will be a Honda Magna... punk ass twins best step back off this V4! Hopefully honda will finally change the bike in '04, for the first time since '94, giving it the fuel-injected engine from the 2002 Honda Interceptor... can't fuck with an 800cc fuel-injected VTEC V4, period. Well, unless you're driving the kung fu master of crotch-rockets, the CBR954RR, which is the bigger, badder, inline-four pimp of bike racing.

Since Honda can make an ungodly-cool bike for only $7500 off the showroom floor, and nothing under $10,000 from HD (or anyone else, for that matter) can compare to it, my mind's made up!
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-28 19:39:46
by smokey
fuck dat honda shit. if i'm buying a jap bike, dis is da only one fo' me
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-29 13:53:39
by Anonymous
http://members.tripod.com/themelesswonder/badass.JPG Enough said. -Chris
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-30 18:51:33
by marasmus
Less bike for less money. understandable, but what the fuck is with that carbeurated fake-injection smoke and mirrors voodoo child shit? Sounds like a lean-out accident waiting to happen! Using manifold vacuums to SUCK your gas out of the fuel line?!?! That's completely retarded! It's about THE least efficient way to implement fuel injection. And you still have all the jetting and calibration problems of carbs! No fuel curve matching, just independent needles and praying to whatever you believe in Above that your A/F stays at or under 14:1 with that clusterfuck fuel delivery system. damn, no wonder they charge $5000 less! Those are some sadistically stupid bitches over at yamaha. Makes me think they could actually put out a better bike if they stopped passin' the peace pipe.
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-05-31 23:30:40
by Anonymous
Damn straight.
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-06-04 00:35:44
by crack whore
what the fuck do you just say
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-06-04 21:35:18
by jeremy
Whose the bitch?
Re: I got mah bike-on, bitch! 2002-06-11 11:47:06
by forge
dictionary.com baby