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Jive On 2002-05-03 12:13:29
by smokey
Check dis sheeeeit out.

Crunt: n. Rancid or dried male ejaculate; adj. Disgustingly putrid

"Yo Jack, how you come ta dig dat dis Ho ain't nappy?"

"Sheeeit man, I was all up in dat an it be all Kool and de Gang. She be fresher den tap wata man!"

"I can't be diggin' it, bro! I hea' what you screamin', but it ain't holdin' no air. Ho be seemin' fulla crunt ta me..."

Translation:

"Hey my friend, what makes you think that this prostitute is clean?"

"Well, I had sex with her and everything seemed fine. She is practically sterile, good buddy!"

"I don't think so, friend! I understand what you're saying completely, but I don't believe it. That prostitute seems like she's leaking week-old semen to me..."




Re: Jive On 2002-05-03 13:00:53
by stale
HAhahaHAhahAHa!
Re: Jive On 2002-05-03 17:46:21
by marasmus
That definition of crunt is so detailed, it even made me nauseous! uggghhh! *retch*
Re: Jive On 2002-05-03 21:31:39
by Anonymous
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Re: Jive On 2002-05-03 21:53:07
by forge
wow.....
Re: Jive On 2002-05-04 05:23:40
by vahman
Heh....
Dropping plates in this mother: v. An elevated level
of negative emotion which reaches the point at
which physical violence is eminent (referring to a
common domestic argument leading up to the projection
of dinnerware); Getting pissed

"Hey Clement! If you don't get cho' greasy fingers off
my Cool Ranch Doritos, I'm sho nuff gonna have to
be droppin' plates in this mutha!"

"Chill and and hand me some 'Tos, Russell! You know
you be scarfin' my pork rinds every chance you
get!!"

Re: Jive On 2002-05-06 13:41:07
by scrantoine
thats fucking genius
Re: Jive On 2002-05-07 15:36:13
by stale
Toine: remember that dumb ass MP3 you posted a while back? Yo ass never called me on Saturday either fuck face.
Re: Jive On 2002-05-08 00:37:12
by scrantoine
Bitch; i did call you...both numbers in fact and no one answered. That was disturbed, if you dont like it...you know where you can take your complaints...my wang.
Re: Jive On 2002-05-08 09:53:16
by stale
Damn. Were you that 409 area code that called me cell fone?
Re: Jive On 2002-05-08 11:07:52
by scrantoine
407, yeah that was me
Re: Jive On 2002-05-08 12:01:47
by stale
Oh, shit. My bad.
Re: Jive On 2002-05-08 23:55:02
by scrantoine
Its cool, I can catch you next time I'm down.
Re: Jive On 2002-05-09 10:08:47
by forge
scumbags abound